This Coaster Spun Fast Enough to Erase Childhood Memories
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By Angeline Smith
Serving Looks and Snacks
This picture feels like someone dropped a 1950s calendar girl straight into a modern theme park and handed her some mouse-shaped carbs. Everything about her is ultra-put-together—hair tied with a bow, outfit straight out of a vintage picnic, even a tiny patriotic pin that says, “Yes, I dressed for this.”
But then she holds up two massive pretzels with the kind of smile that says she knows exactly what she’s doing and isn’t sorry about it one bit. She’s got that wholesome energy on the surface, but the neckline’s working overtime while the pretzels play backup dancers. You came for the pretzels, but you stayed for the presentation.
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