This Coaster Spun Fast Enough to Erase Childhood Memories
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By Angeline Smith
Who’s Bort Anyway
Somewhere between Bart and Homer, a rogue mug named Bort slipped onto the shelf—and now it’s immortal. It’s hard to tell if this was a typo, a prank, or some secret Simpsons merch inside joke, but it’s precisely the kind of thing Bart would’ve pulled just to mess with the system.
Imagine some poor tourist actually looking for a “Bort” souvenir and realizing they’ve accidentally become part of a meme. The best part is how confident this mug looks sitting there, like it belongs. Lined up next to names like “Marge” and “No Way Man,” Bort somehow blends in while still stealing the spotlight.
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