This Coaster Spun Fast Enough to Erase Childhood Memories
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By Angeline Smith
The Angry Splash Mountain Lady
Is Disney the happiest place on Earth? Not if you ask Jordan Alexander. She went viral after riding Splash Mountain with the angriest face you’ve ever seen. Her husband, Steven, said he’d ride with her, but backed out at the last second. So, Jordan crossed her arms, frowned hard, and made sure the camera caught just how mad she was.
She said she practiced the whole way down, trying to give him a photo he’d never forget—no mirror, no retakes—just one perfectly grumpy face. When the picture landed on Reddit, people couldn’t stop laughing. The internet quickly gave her a new name: “Angry Splash Mountain Lady.”
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