This Coaster Spun Fast Enough to Erase Childhood Memories
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By Angeline Smith
Star Wars, But Spicy
This visitor rolled into Batuu like she’s headlining an intergalactic music fest, not waiting in line for blue milk. Everything about this pose says “dark side energy,” from the flawless winged eyeliner to the unapologetic tongue-out moment that’s not in the Jedi Code.
The Millennium Falcon’s back there, minding its business, but the real star of the show is giving more attitude than Kylo Ren at a family reunion. Between the plunging neckline, oversized hoops, and that “rock on” hand sign, it’s safe to say she didn’t come here for the lightsaber tutorial. She looks like she skipped the merch shop and went straight to launching her influencer arc.
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