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This Coaster Spun Fast Enough to Erase Childhood Memories

Wrong Ride, Wrong Top

There are thrill rides, and then there’s this poor woman caught in what looks like a high-speed wardrobe negotiation with gravity. She’s mid-launch on the Slingshot, and while the guy next to her is just trying to keep his lunch down, she’s one second away from starring in a physics demonstration.

That neckline wasn’t designed with vertical acceleration in mind, and judging by her face, she knows it. Everything’s airborne—her hair, her neckline, her dignity—just floating somewhere over the park right now. Props to her for holding it together, or at least holding onto something, because that top is doing absolutely no heavy lifting.

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