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These Boaters Lost Control, and the Internet Will Never Forget

The Littlest Captain on the Lake

Not everyone has the confidence to roll up to a law enforcement officer in a boat that looks like it was stolen from a toddler’s backyard playset. But here we are, watching Nick Riley handle official paperwork like he’s captaining a luxury yacht on Lake Monroe. You have to respect the commitment—he even outfitted it with a tiny motor because paddling is for amateurs.

The real question is: does this thing come with a horn that plays the “Baby Shark” theme? The Indiana Department of Natural Resources enforcement officer probably wasn’t expecting to deal with maritime law for a vessel that could double as a bathtub toy.

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