These Boaters Lost Control, and the Internet Will Never Forget
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By Angeline Smith
Scenic Views, but Who’s Looking At the Water?
This is one of those rare moments where the boat, the water, and the landscape are all completely irrelevant. No one’s admiring the shoreline when there’s an effortlessly stunning captain behind the wheel. The neon bikini is pulling more attention than the dashboard, and the way she’s sitting makes it clear that this ride is more about aesthetics than actual navigation.
If the boat even moves at all, it’s probably under someone else’s supervision while she keeps up the illusion of being in charge. Whoever owns this boat must have wholly accepted that their luxury vessel is now just a floating photoshoot set.
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