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Protect the Chunky Unicorns

Calling rhinos “chubby unicorns” is the kind of creative spin that makes conservation efforts a little more fun. Sure, they may not sparkle or prance through enchanted forests, but they’ve got the horn part covered. Plus, they bring a level of real-world toughness that those mythical creatures could never match.

It’s the perfect way to give these hefty legends a much-needed rebrand. You won’t find them granting wishes, but they definitely deserve some appreciation. And if calling them unicorns is what it takes to get people to care, then so be it—because saving rhinos just got a whole lot cuter.

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